Everyone’s favorite 85lb office fixture, Nip (aka The Office Dog) spends his days sleeping on his oversized bed in the office between the desks of Lauren and Ceci. He wakes only to greet newcomers, go outside for a quick “Busy, Busy” or at 5pm on the dot because that’s dinner time. Nip enjoys a good snore, smelling crotches, and passing gas to pass the time. He does not bark and does not bite so he is neither All Bark nor All Bite. He leaves that to his colleagues at 3tree Realty to implement when needed. His favorite quote is “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.” Particularly gifted in identifying properties with expensive landscaping, please whistle for Nip for all your real estate needs.

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